• @[email protected]
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    682 days ago

    “bezos can’t die until he earns his current net worth at minimum wage. And he has to live on what he earns.”

    • @Maalus
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      92 days ago

      If he cannot die then it’s not really a challenge now isn’t it?

      • @[email protected]
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        Being unable to die even if your health declines and you cannot afford healthcare sounds like proper torture to me. Sounds almost a bit like Prometheus.

          • skulblaka
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            132 days ago

            Nah, if he actually builds it back up to that level, he can have it. He earned it that time.

            I just want him to earn it even once.

  • @Boddhisatva
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    292 days ago

    *POOF* He’s now your manager for the next 40 years at a restaurant where you work for $1.79/hour plus tips.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    102 days ago

    $9 an hour? Well, aren’t you fancy! I’d say somewhere around $4 in a job where if there are tips, then the CEO gets everything because they think they work so much harder than everyone else.

  • @Lasherz12
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    92 days ago

    Jafar would definitely charge a lot of overtime.