In a statement written to be shared after he died, Rinder says his biggest regret is not “ending the abuses of Scientology.”

  • @werefreeatlast
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    So, is he 69 yet? How did they know he dies at 69? Every time? Or just the one time? How many times can he be 69?

    • Flying Squid
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      Agreed, fuck cancer.

      And I would not be even a little surprised if the CoS found a way to give him that cancer. Secretly irradiating him or something. Those fuckers are nuts.

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        He spent his early years stripping and reapplying paint to LRH’s ship (I think Apollo) and scientologists love smoking because they actually believe it won’t affect them negatively if they’re progressing through their training.

        He also spent a lot of time in the hole and exposed to awful living conditions, much worse than the average scientologist which is already pretty horrendous.

        It would make sense.

  • @Coreidan
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    102 days ago

    If you’re gonna die the best way to do it is 69ing

          • @tamal3
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            72 days ago

            As a middle school math teacher this one is especially funny to my students. Never ask them for a random two-digit number unless you want every math problem to involve 69.

            • @[email protected]
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              Do they give 420 for a three digit number too? Or that too young, not sure what middle school age ranges are.

              • Flying Squid
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                32 days ago

                As the father of a middle schooler- a minority are already smoking it and they all know what it means.

                • @[email protected]
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                  42 days ago

                  Thanks Squid.

                  Hey, remember we talked before about your move across the pond? Just wondering if you’re still on track and things are good. 😊

            • @[email protected]
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              My favourite numbers are the Fibonacci Sequence. Sometimes just write them out on paper when bored 😂

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                My favorite funny numbers is the live US debt counter, its funny to see so much made up money disappear :3

                • @[email protected]
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                  22 days ago

                  That is funny. We live in a crazy world where all countries are in debt and corporations are printing money.

    • @tamal3
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      -82 days ago

      Your comment is requisite. I’m sorry you’re suffering the downvotes, but thank you for taking one for the team.

      • Laurel Raven
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        21 day ago

        Look at it this way, at least at the moment right now, they’re at 69 downvotes