• @lath
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    4 days ago

    Addendum: Lacking money to pay for the item, you can take it anyway if you run fast enough.

    • @9point6
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      114 days ago

      Writers note: should the situation arise, if you happen to see someone else take food, you are mistaken

      • themeatbridge
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        74 days ago

        Clerks are often explicitly forbidden from interfering in a theft for insurance reasons. Make use of that information however you need.

  • FreshLight
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    54 days ago

    This feels like a loading screen hint from a retro-esque indie game.

  • toiletobserver
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    44 days ago

    It’s my favorite kind of shopping! Go to store, don’t find shit, get my phone out of my pocket, order online anyway.

    I treat all non grocery stores as a convenience store at this point. I’ll pay a premium if they have it at that moment, but they almost never do.