President-elect Donald Trump used a press conference about the economy to complain that “no water comes out of the shower” because of Democrats.

  • toomanypancakes
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    132 days ago

    Like that smelly fuck showers. He’s got week old racing stripes in his diaper.

  • @[email protected]
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    102 days ago

    the trickle down doesn’t even get to him anymore. that’s how far he’s fallen—and how reliant he is on actual billionaires to give him money.

    • @CitizenKong
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      92 days ago

      He probably has enough drugs in his system already. And there is only so much that drugs can do when the brain turns into mush.

  • @aion
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    2 days ago

    Is that why he was keeping classified documents in the bathroom? Because his shower is broken? Sounds like he needs to call a plumber. Or maybe pay his water bill so they turn the water back on?

  • @[email protected]
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    72 days ago

    What about that huge faucet, Donny? The one that takes all day to turn. That’ll fix everything.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    52 days ago

    Weird, mine works great. Might need to clean the shower head: Minerals can build up over time and impede the flow of water.