“Most animals have a sharp end and a stinky end. It pays to know the difference.”
Most. Porcupines can be a challenge.
So Sandy Cheeks has teeth at the other end too?
So that doll is accurate??Well I think a person biting a squirrel still counts as a squirrel bite, but does not originate at the bitey end of the squirrel. Hence ‘most’
I’m proud to inform you all that I am one of those sorry losers who has in fact been bitten by a feral squirrel. Should I do an AMA?
If you decide to do one, do it quickly before the rabies takes over.
“First lesson, stick em with the bitey end”
Moon Knight: “Don’t have a weapon? Throw squirrels. I do that sometimes and their expressions are priceless.”
Never underestimate a belligerent squirrel. They have hidden talents.
