Guaranteed to have a backdoor installed?

Meanwhile, the vendors are introducing security vulnerabilities marketed as features, even in protocols that would be reasonably secure otherwise…

“Goddamnit, Cyber Trust Mark! None of these devices are remotely secure enough! I knew we should have sprung for the more expensive Cyber Trust Kelly, but everyone was like, ‘nO, tHiS mOdEL iS BaSiCaLly tHe SaMe…SaVe A fEw DoLlArS…’”