Bill Bob is a hooker

“Not right now, Lumbergh, I’m kinda busy. In fact, look, I’m gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes.”

Fancy Bob is the weapon in Elden Ring that sounds bad ass on paper but just isn’t that fun to actually wield and also the one that almost every player uses because it makes the game easy as shit. Like the Blasphemous Blade.