• @glimse
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    225 minutes ago

    Gonna make a list of news outlets that feel the need to make suggestions on what to say. This is the third I’ve seen reporting specific phrases that won’t get you banned like it’s encouragement

  • @jordanlund
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    62 hours ago

    This is how alien robots drink water:

  • @Darkard
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    244 hours ago

    What about “Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks”?

    • Fuck Yankies
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      64 hours ago

      I would also accept “Mark Zuckerberg collects Tellitubbie porn and sex toys, complete with Tinkie Winkie custom that has an anal vibrator built-in dubbed the Twinkie Winkie suit that he wears when he bottoms at the local republican orgy.”

  • @gAlienLifeform
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    053 minutes ago

    But I bet “Palestinians should have some human rights” will still be a problem

  • TheProtagonist
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    165 hours ago

    Let’s just spread lies and hatred everywhere…

    • you’re welcome, your local tech tycoon
  • @rustyfish
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    12 hours ago

    Just when I accepted the fact that we live in a joke timeline, things had to get worse.