• @BonesOfTheMoon
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    641 year ago

    Spoon wet dog food into my coffee cup instead of my dog’s bowl.

    • @fingerprint
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      I’ve scooped newly opened can of cat food right into the bin haha, but in my coffee def would have been worse!

    • @breadsmasher
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      101 year ago

      In a similar vein, I was making coffee and my dogs food at the same time. Scooped coffee grounds on top of my dogs biscuits. Brain took a while to get in gear at what was wrong

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        71 year ago

        I think we all just need more sleep and the 8 hour work day is unnatural.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s insane to me that the US has not moved past 1940s workers rights. The middle and lower class is being crushed, not to the same extent but it’s bad

          • @BonesOfTheMoon
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            It is very bad. We should seriously riot everywhere.

  • @zerbey
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    I pulled out of my parking lot at work, blinked, and suddenly found myself half way home with no memory of how I got there. I was so freaked out I pulled over to check my car for damage (there wasn’t any). My route home involved a highway and several stop signs and lights at very busy junctions, goodness knows if I stopped for any of them. Drove very carefully the rest of the way home and swore never to drive tired again. I’d just pulled a 14 hour shift, and had a newborn at home so wasn’t getting much sleep to begin with.

  • @[email protected]
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    My brain switched yawning with moaning. Lets just say that wasn’t the proudest day of my adult work life

  • candyman337M
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    411 year ago

    Took some nyquil because I wasn’t feeling well, I had stayed up until like 4 and I was too tired to realize that the drowsiness wouldn’t wear off before I woke up. Got up feeling almost drunk and drove to work. I feel asleep on the road and woke up with just enough time to slow down before rear ending someone at 50 mph.

      • @AttackBunny
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        61 year ago

        Personally, I’m inching closer and closer to that bad decision. I recently found out Suzuki brought back the small displacement GSXR and it’s cheap! Not a good combo for keeping me on 4 wheels. Worlds ending anyhow, right?

        • @[email protected]
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          Like 90% of motorcycle collisions are the driver running into something. Not being hit, not mechanical problems, not external forces.

          If you only ride when you know you’re good, you’re as safe as a car.

          If you only have a bike bikes are dangerous. If you default to a car and ride a bike recreationally, or for chores where you aren’t in a rush, you’ll be fine.

          • @AttackBunny
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            I’m honestly not worried about me. I’m worried about the rest of the morons on the road, not paying attention. I drive a Miata and an RX7, so both short cars. The amount of times I’ve nearly been run over, because someone doesn’t see me is crazy. A bike won’t be better.

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              Like I said, the lions share of motorcycle collisions is the rider running into something. With a motorcycle you’re exponentially more aware of other drivers and much more maneuverable. Once you think of EVERY car on the road as the moron trying to hit you, you can avoid it even if it was intentional. Which it never is, which means its even easier.

              Take like 1 in-person motorcycle class and as long as you don’t hit something or run off the road you’ll be fine. Most insurance companies will even give you a discount once you take the class(my discount applies to my car as well)

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                11 year ago

                I’ve been rear-ended three times in my car, twice while I had been stationary at a light for at least 5 seconds

                Things like that are pretty much out of your control and go from annoying in a car, to injury or even death on a bike

              • @AttackBunny
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                11 year ago

                I had planned to. It also waives you from the dmv test too.

    • LUHG
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      11 year ago

      Try phenegran 50mg. It doesn’t make me drowsy in the morning. Or just 25mg.

      • candyman337M
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        I just use dayquil now but thanks for the rec, I’ll have to check that one out

  • dasprii
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    These comments are starting to make me think that driving tired is as bad or worse than drunk driving.

    • @Dark_Blade
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      241 year ago

      It is. Do not drive unless you’re focused.

        • @Dark_Blade
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          111 year ago

          Yeah, I know…it’s just such a shitty thing, being forced to drive when you’re not even in your senses.

    • @ClockworkOtter
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      121 year ago

      It absolutely, demonstrably is. I’ve gone home after working nights as a nurse and it’s scary that people drive in that state, and are also responsible for others’ lives.

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    • LUHG
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      21 year ago

      The sleep episode on Joe Rogan was great. Confirmed sleeping while tired is just as bad

  • @KJ118
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    311 year ago

    Attempt to drive home after being awake for ~2 days. Flipped my vehicle several times and luckily came away with no serious physical injuries.

    • LUHG
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      Just done a 11hr 550mile drive on 3hrs sleep. Nearly 24hrs awake now. Was touch and go but 2days without sleep is worse. It’s not something I’d do again as It’s dangerous.

      Although, the amount of people using phones while doing 80 and causing incidents is worse.

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    My story is less destruction and more funny.

    So, while very tired, I managed to find myself at a local coffee shop. I ordered my coffee, went over to the stand where the milk/sugar and stuff is.

    What I intended to do next was to get a couple of sugar packets and put them into my coffee, and throw away the paper package, as usual.

    What I actually did was, grab two sugar packets, tear them open and dump their contents directly into… the trash. Yep. My brain skipped over the part where this step requires putting the package contents into my coffee.

    I stood there for a minute while my brain tried to process what I had just done.

    Once my brain caught up, I mentally facepalmed, dropped the now empty packets into the garbage, grabbed my coffee and went to sit down and drink it. I punished myself with drinking black coffee because I was too tired and stupid to deserve my coffee any other way.

    • @Boondock
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      I’ve done things along this line too many times since having kids lol

      Worst lately was trying to get a juice box for the kid and intending to throw away the straw wrapper but instead throwing away the straw and being left with a kid pissed at having no straw to drink her juice box

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    271 year ago

    I have to pick only one?

    1. Hallucinate
    2. Put a laptop in the fridge
    3. Slur my words
    4. Feeling myself being dumb just because i was tired.
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      Last week my partner and I had multiple two hour sleep days in a row.

      The derealization was neat.

      The bugs not as much so.

      The ghost cats moving around my room out of the corner of my eye? Awesome.

      The brain fog? Business as usual I guess.

      • LUHG
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        I’m about to sleep properly for the 1st time in 4 days with a few hours sleep. I know the sleep deprivation dreams are coming. They are usually great but sometimes you get a bad one.

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    After pulling an all-nighter and working for around 22 hours, I went to the school I was then teaching at. I thought I was doing my usual thing, i.e. sitting at my workstation that was hooked up to a projector und demonstrating something while explaining what I was doing when one of my students interrupted me to tell me that I wasn’t doing anything that made any sense and on top of that I was slurring my words. I asked the other students whether that was true and they reluctantly agreed. I excused myself and went to the toilet where I had a cry, which is extremely unusual for me. After that, I aborted the lesson and went home where I slept for more than 12 hours. Not a good memory.

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    I hallucinated a werewolf and slammed on the brakes of an 8 ton military vehicle in rural Afghanistan, causing a patrol to go on alert for an attack.

  • Okami
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    It’s a toss up.

    My favorite time was when I tried to pour myself a bowl of cereal. Got the bowl, milk, and cereal out. Poured the cereal into the milk jug. Put away the milk, cereal, and bowl. Walked away for some reason. Came back and couldn’t find the bowl of cereal I just made. Looked all over for it. Finally gave up and got the milk, bowl, and cereal out to try again. Poured the cereal into the bowl this time. Poured the milk. Cereal is coming out of the milk jug. Suddenly flash back to a few minutes ago when I was picking up spilled cereal off the counter and shoving it into the milk jug because it missed when I tried to pour.

    The worst time I was so sleep-deprived that I managed to throw some trash in the toilet and then I peed in the trash can.

  • @grasshopper_mouse
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    201 year ago

    Sometimes I like to sprinkle a little cinnamon or nutmeg into the morning coffee grinds before adding water. One day I accidentally added dried garlic flakes instead.

  • nomad
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    191 year ago

    Pour applejuice in my coffee instead of milk.