JokesEnglish • 12 days ago

Okay, so imagine, bear with me...

JokesEnglish • 12 days ago

You’ve just been kidnapped by, bear with me, an intelligent animal who can read your social media posts and, bear with me, your only way to ask for help is by leaving subtle messages within your post, BEAR WITH ME.

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Hmm… Duck.

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