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the still-erect union soldier
My man!
They say if you’re still erect after 4 hours that you should seek medical help, but they dont say what you should do if your still erect after 4 decades.
Our boy has been rock hard since Gettysburg. He’s probably still flying the flag on the flagpole in his grave lol
still erect
blue pills got nothing on a blue uniform
Damn good run, though
“America never asks help of anybody. Always stands on her own two feet.”
Guess he never heard of Marquis de Lafayette and the French Navy during the American Revolution lol
No one has ever accused Americans of knowing history - others’ or our own.
The very thought!
Immigrants. They get the job done.
Post Monroe doctrine
I was just skimming, and read this as “Post Malone doctrine” lol
I had to make the previous joke but this dude killed confederates aka warriors for slavery, broke from the party that supported abolition (arguably the party he fought in the civil war for!) to vote for Roosevelt and the new deal, then wanted to 1v1 Hitler at 100.
He was truly the perfect American lmao
Declaring himself ready for anything, the still erect Union soldier…
🧐
He’s always horny to defend the union. First time was enemies within, second time was going to be enemies without.
🎶 This is my rifle, this is my gun! 🎶
A lot more people back then claimed to be 100 and civil war vet so they could claim the pension. Not saying this guy wasn’t either of those, just saying it was a lot easier to lie about who you were back then.
