• @Grimy
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    601 month ago

    It’s like this in the books as well, it almost feels like a harem anime at times. Women just throw themselves at him.

    • @LouNeko
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      361 month ago

      I think you underestimate the attraction of somebody who is proven to be infertile and immune to all STDs in the middle ages. Its basically a completely risk free one night stand.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 month ago

        The books don’t establish that for quite a while. It’s a series with blatant male wish fulfillment and it does a fine job of it.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      I haven’t played Witcher or read the books, but in the shows fucking Henry Cavill. Even straight men want to throw themselves to him

      • @[email protected]
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        251 month ago

        I haven’t played Witcher or read the books, but in the shows fucking Henry Cavill. Even straight men want to throw themselves to him

        No we don’t.

        We just want to hang out with him. And play PC games. And nerd out about D&D. And talk about his movies. And snuggle with him. And feel him up. And maybe lick his chest.

      • @Grimy
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        81 month ago

        Even if I both played the game and saw the series before the book, the game version of Geralt would pop up in my minds eye as I imagined the story. That is, until I got to the sex scenes where Cavill took over.

        I pondered if this made me bi, but I quickly realized this is normal behavior for all sexual orientations.

        • @Rakonat
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          101 month ago

          On a tangent it just goes to show you how terribly they mishandled the DC movies that a literal ‘no u’ uno reverse card of sexuality that is Henry Cavill was starring in them and running around in what should have been a skin tight body suit and still nobody wanted to go watch them. The man will literally print you money if you let him and they couldn’t even get over their undeserved egos enough to let him do his job properly.

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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      141 month ago

      My favourite part of the books is how everyone thinks and assumes Geralt is an emotionless mutant, and he plays up that image. meanwhile he’s the most capricious, emotional child when he’s upset or hurt lol

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        Imagine what a drama queen he would be without the Witcher mutations. No wonder his mother gave him away.

    • @Shou
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      111 month ago

      Can you blame them?

    • idunnololz
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      21 month ago

      I feel like way too many “slice of life” games do this that it might as well be a trope. Everyone wants to bang the protagonist.

  • @[email protected]
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    381 month ago

    Can confirm.

    Playing through again now. Was faithful last time so this time bring it on!

  • @[email protected]
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    191 month ago

    What’s the context behind the original image? Is the girl in the car holding a handful of pet food!? Why is she so anguished? Why is the other girl pressing her tits against the window?

    • Synapse
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      181 month ago

      This is photoshopped from 2 different pictures. If I recall properly the woman on the right is sacred by an animal entering its head into the car to get food (I don’t remember the specifics animal, maybe a giraffe?).

  • @[email protected]
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    181 month ago

    I don’t like the Witcher because I want to be faithful to Triss, but as soon as Yennefer shows up, all my player choices are disregarded. 5/10, will not play again.

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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    61 month ago

    Just play the Witcher 1 and 2, bang every bar maid in sight, nail Triss among others, and you get to use the amnesia defence when it’s over.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    31 month ago

    Never had a problem dropping Jen.

    • @[email protected]
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      781 month ago

      There are a lot of beautiful women in Geralt’s orbit, but in my playthrough, I started off romancing Yennifer, but then Triss comes around, sparks fly, and I decided to see if I could be with both of them, seems like something they’d be into. Well, everything is going well, it seems like we might be about to consummate our thruple, things start getting real steamy, and then BOOM, they were just fucking with you, but won’t fuck you. You have to choose. It was such a hilarious and well-executed bait and switch. Though that was just my playthrough.

      • Caveman
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        131 month ago

        Ayy, I’m not the only one

    • @Agrivar
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      391 month ago

      In addition to what the others commented, most (all?) of the attractive female lead characters are wearing the MOST RIDICULOUS tops ever. For some reason, women in the world of the witcher prefer shirts that are unbuttoned just in the boob region, or have a DEEP V-cut in them, or are just totally unbuttoned.

      Don’t get me wrong, I love boobies as much as the next guy, but so many of the outfits just look impractical - especially for martial characters.

      Clearly the work of some seriously thirsty devs.

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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        211 month ago

        There is a technical lore reason though, most of the hot women are sorceresses, and can basically change their appearances at will. They tend to be hot women because it makes for easier social lives. Otherwise they are all 90 year old crones.

        • @CitizenKong
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          Most of them are old crones, they make themselves look like this because they are vain.

          Ves takes the cake though, since she just runs around with an open shirt all day.

        • Druid
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          41 month ago

          They look like that because the primarily male, hetero audience wants to see this. Let’s not come up with in-lore reasons why female characters are sexualised the way they are

          • @[email protected]
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            51 month ago

            In the show you literally see Yennefer go from fugly to beautiful because being sexualized is useful if you’re of a gender nobody usually listens to in the middle ages.

            • Druid
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              21 month ago

              It’s a fantasy setting. Nobodies stopping the show runners from straying away from how things were in the middle ages. If that’s too unrealistic to you, I have a feeling magic, monsters, and witchers might be reality-breaking for you too (not literally you - second person plural you)

              • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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                71 month ago

                The point is that it’s part of the social commentary of the whole thing. If you could look however you want, would you not want to look hot and young? And wouldn’t it also help with surviving in a bleak patriarchal world?

                The whole story of the Witcher is partly about how you have to be an all powerful strong woman who can literally set things on fire with her mind, and also look like a bombshell, to even have a chance at a semblance of power. And even so, you are looked at as an abomination, and are at best a second fiddle to the inept bloodthirsty kings, who will kill you if you ever show signs of independent thought.

      • @Foreigner
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        151 month ago

        for some reason

        I think we know the reason, my friend.

    • @CobblerScholar
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      221 month ago

      Geralt is a magically inclined mutant which is particularly attractive to the other witches as they are 90+ years old as is Geralt so plain human partners are barely more than plaything to them