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There will be shrinkage.
He’s for sure going to say that global warming isn’t happening because they had to move in from the cold.
I was really looking forward to the satellite images of the crowd…
Crowd would seem too small outside
And these people want Greenland? I hate to break it to them…
Protip: It ain’t green.
It was kinda green when Erik the Red colonized it a thousand years ago, especially compared to Iceland at the time which was covered in even more glaciers.
We all know its really because he won’t be getting the crowds his fragile ego needs. This may be the first time a snowflake ever melted because of freezing temperatures.
This may be the first time a snowflake ever melted because of freezing temperatures.
Beautiful poetry that I will note and save … you are a genius with words.
Maybe the 10 MAGA that show up will storm the building because the deep state is blocking their view? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ah, yes. “Weather.” And totally not because of snipers, drones, rotten eggs, tomatoes, hecklers, or Mrs. Cake.
Cold weather = small crowd
Nuff said.
I want to hear about Mrs. Cake?
P.s. don’t ask us about
- rocks
- troll’s with sticks
- All sorts of dragons
- Mrs. Cake
- Huje green things with teeth
- Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
- Rains of spaniel’s
- fog
- Mrs. Cake
I want to be inside this joke so bad now.
It involves reading this book.
spoiler
There was a familiar building on the junction of Broad Way and Alchemists. The facade was ornate, but covered in grime. Gargoyles had colonized it.
The corroded motto over the portico said “NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESSENGERS ABOUT THEIR DUTY” and in more spacious days that may have been the case, but recently someone had found it necessary to nail up an addendum which read:
DON’T ASK US ABOUT:
- rocks
- troll’s with sticks
- All sorts of dragons
- Mrs. Cake
- Huje green things with teeth
- Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
- Rains of spaniel’s.
- fog.
- Mrs. Cake
(It is later revealed that the missing letters in the motto have been stolen and repurposed for the sign over a salon elsewhere in the city.)
Ohhhhhhh okay.
Is the grass greener now that you’re on the other side?
No, I just feel like I’m stuck in a drawer now.
I thought he was a MAN.
Indoors is woke.
Can you imagine the circus if Kamala or Biden had theirs indoors?
“What are they hiding from the public???”
I thought conservatives were all supposed to be tough and manly and shit. My small gay ass is sitting outside all day in 0 degree weather in a boom lift installing cams on the side of office buildings and this motherfucker can’t brave the cold for a couple hours or so?
Mmmm small, gay, good with your hands and not afraid of heights? Sign me up, baby.
And he’s new in town.
Looks like it will be raining attempted snipers
Goddamnit. Now all the Luigis hiding in the bushes need to go home.
Inauguration becomes Super Spreader Event, perfect.
For communicable disease? … or fascism?
Yes.
I was thinking communicable diseases. You know there won’t be a mask in the place, and people will be hollering and slobbering all over each other. The effect on fascism seems hard to determine from my perspective. Will more people die or become disabled? Maybe that slows the fascists down a smidge. Time will tell, my friend.
Will they punch holes in the roof to raise the flags to the highest they’ve ever been?
If your supporters are so numerous, energetic, supportive and dedicated … it shouldn’t matter to any of them what the weather was outside. It would have to be a hurricane to stop them. His supporters should be lining the streets of the capitol demanding to be at the inauguration and wanting to see their new leader in public.
Definitely a lot of snowflakes at this event
