How many dick pics were you DMd from this post?
0 actually
How much do you love Fern Brady? Because I think she’s hilarious and I love her accent.
No idea who that is
Have you heard of a band called The Mars Vorta? I just found out about them today and I’m trying to see if anyone else has heard of them
Could you send a nude video of yours🧐?
Can you say ‘purple burglar alarm’ outloud?
Ngl I struggle but give me a couple goes and I can get it haha
Give you a couple goes with my tongue twisters?
Well that’s a rather forward request.
Not a question, I just want the extend my thanks to Scotland for the humble Tunnock’s tea cake, an often forgotten about and overlooked Scottish export that more people need to experience.
Sure the shortbread is nice, irn bru is delicious and I love a bit of haggis, but for my money then tea cake wins them all.
I can never eat just one. It’s a minimum of 3
Do you really sound like Willie from the Simpsons?
Some people do. Depends where ur from. The accent changes every 20 miles or so haha
Follow up question my research indicates when a Scottish girl fancies you she will chib you on the coach? Or is this just goth girl things? 🖤 💚 🖤
I’m not sure what that means haha
“stab you on the bus”
Favourite portrayal of Scots or Scotland in media?
Transporting or Outlaw king are both great films I’d recommend if u haven’t seen
Where did all the ninjas go?
What Ninjas?
Damn, they got to you too!
Must have. Sneaky fuckers
What’s one kink you’ve always wanted to explore but not been able to?
Also, the face in the bottom right made me laugh 😁
Properly, packofilia. I’d say it’s quite hard to explore properly unless you have someone who is fully committed and understands it properly
I actually had to look that one up. Yeah that’s a tough one and you’d need someone you deeply trust. Imprisonment would probably be a bit simpler to arrange and you could work up to the heavier bondage. What about it attracts you to it?
The helplessness along with the long term aspect and the flexibility of it. Different positions, times, challenges etc.
Have you ever had the chance to play around with bondage? A lot of those things are shared with it but without the level of severity. I personally love the feeling of helplessness that comes along with it too.
I’ve done some pretty basic bondsge stuff yeah
I’m assuming that just means light cuffs and restraints. You should definitely sell it your local kink community to try to explore some more involved and intricate things. You may find what you’re looking for in the process ☺️
Will you marry me?
Is this a formal proposal?
The ring is in the post.
What do you have to offer?
Neediness, irreverance, and indecision.
Pretty much me then
I love you then.
Was it that easy? Haha
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Why post SFW material here?
Would u class it as SFW just cause I have a T-shirt on?
do you have only fans?
No I do not
