• @[email protected]
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    164 hours ago

    Probably the source of this joke

    The Soviet army is marching through a Finnish forest when a general hears a voice from over a hill shout: “one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!”

    The general promptly send 10 soldiers to root out the voice, there is gunfire, and then silence.

    After a few minutes, the voice shouts defiantly: “One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Soviet soldiers!!”

    The general sends a hundred men to remove the nuisance, there is a racket of gunfire, and then quiet.

    The voice cries out loudly once more: “One Finnish soldier is better than a thousand Soviet soldiers!!”

    Enraged, the general sends a thousand men charging over the hilltop to shut up that voice once and for all, an epic battle rages, and then quiet. After a few minutes, a gravely wounded Soviet crawls back over the hill and cries:

    “It’s a trap! There are two of them!”

  • tisktisk
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    44 hours ago

    I know he’s often credited as the deadliest dude ever, but what specifically is our corroborating proof that the numbers are even remotely accurate? Not trying to downlplay, just curious

  • @horse_battery_staple
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    55 hours ago

    Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

  • @danekrae
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    238 hours ago

    Jesus!

    From his Wiki page

    Some of Häyhä’s figures are from a Finnish Army document, counted from the beginning of the war, 30 November 1939:

    22 December 1939: 138 sniper kills in 22 days[21]
    26 January 1940: 199 sniper kills (61 in 35 days)[22]
    17 February 1940: 219 sniper kills (20 in 22 days)[7]
    7 March 1940 (one day after he was wounded): total of 259 sniper kills (40 in 18 days)[7]
    

    Häyhä never discussed it publicly, but his own private memoir, discovered in 2017, states a number. He begins by stating that “this is his sin list”, and estimates the total number he shot to be around 500.

    • @[email protected]
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      6 hours ago

      Also keep in mind how much (or better how few) daylight there was during that time in the Finnish winter.
      Additionally, these are only the numbers of those who he killed as a sniper, not counting those who he killed using his submachine gun, which is estimated to be roughly the same number on top.

      For those interested into the story, the Sabaton history video is worth watching.

      And also their song White Death is neat.

    • @P00ptart
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      64 hours ago

      He was also the grandfather of the .50 sniper rifle, because he mounted a sniper scope onto an M2 .50 machine gun.

      His biography is insane, the stuff he managed to live through is unreal.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        Is he the one that sighted in on a boulder to get everything zeroed, only to have a VC spotter setup on his boulder…?

  • sunzu2
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    57 hours ago

    He removed a lot of Russian trash from finnish lands… Peak Chad