Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

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Ediacaran: These kids with there exoskeletons and eyes, think they’re so cool.

Ah yes, the original “eternal september”

Hell yeah, crystal eyes! Those were the days. Having squishy soft human eyes is the worst. A tiny fleck of sand in them ruins your day. Hell, even an eyelash is awful. Not like having literal crystal calcium carbonate eyes! Sand isn’t shit against that.

The goodol days

Yep I remember

Being a chordate is great but sometimes I wish I could just scuttle along the sea floor again without a care in the world.

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