Something sucks alright…

  • @Coreidan
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    121 minutes ago

    Are these like shit flavored lolly pops?

  • @[email protected]
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    33 hours ago

    l’ve been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.

  • @LovableSidekick
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    33 hours ago

    Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it’s soup time.

  • @NegativeInf
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    167 hours ago

    “It’s amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!”

  • Deacon
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    45 hours ago

    I already suck on my soup.

  • vortic
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    148 hours ago

    I’m actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!

      • vortic
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        66 hours ago

        So far, happily, crickets. Maybe everyone has figured out that I’m an overweight middle-aged man.

        • clif
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          106 hours ago

          I’m going to send you a weird DM just so you feel sexy.

        • clif
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          86 hours ago

          So it turns out I don’t know how to send DMs on my mobile app. I’ll try again when I get to a computer

          • vortic
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            145 minutes ago

            Hah, thanks! Now I feel less lonely!

            What app do you use? I’m using Voyager and it was pretty straightforward to figure out how to DM.

          • clif
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            46 hours ago

            K, I think I did it.

  • Admiral Patrick
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    118 hours ago

    When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. “Weird kid” me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.

    • Kate-ay
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      45 hours ago

      Me too! In hindsight we didn’t have a ton of food.

  • @[email protected]
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    67 hours ago

    oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the “R” into a “P”.

    as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.

  • @lemmylommy
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    37 hours ago

    So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!