Just for my personal pride, I would like to state that the father of my children was the first american druid in diablo to clear abattoir of zir and ended that season as best in the USA. He was also ranking in Polytopia, and beat Felix himself at the game. I did observe these things with my own eyes. There are other witnesses who can verify this. That is all.
There is also so much wrong with this, first his Poe2 playthrough makes any statements he makes about diablo weird. (dragging gear to inventory instead of just picking it up with a closed inventory (or prob using something like ctrl/shift (right) click, I only played up to d3) is so fucking weird even my mom wouldn’t do it). Then, assuming there is no ladder which tracks region, dungeon and class used (I looked and first clears seem to be tracked via youtube, at least that was what a search showed me), there is a ladder for cleartime however (and Musk was high on that one for one dungeon (abusing bug (still counts of course, but bug usage should be disclosed for Gamer Honour!)).
So they (or more likely he did to try and impress his manic pixie dreams of facism girl) made up a whole category for him to be first in which is such a scrub move. (Otoh, channeling the silly speedrunner tomatoangus (the g is silent), making up your own categories for your own enjoyment is fine, take care of your mental health, and remember no feeling is final, feelings of dread, hopelessness or despair do not define the rest of your life).
I also assume that Felix is the person who made Polytopia, beating the creator at their own game is a fun thing to do, but usually not mega impressive, as developers rarely reach the skillceilings in their own games. (or the game could just be random enough).
What is also funny is what she doesn’t mention. She actually beat him at Polytopia via an epic anime betrayal, which caused him to throw a massive fit (source also note as above that getting mad over this is massive scrub behaviour, and throwing a fit over this is not something I expect of people out of their teens/early twenties).
oh man I’ve been thinking about posting that polytopia article in the stubstack because it’s the funniest musk related content I’ve seen. now I think it deserves a thread
We’re like 3 steps removed from the iq dickmeasurers moving from measuring skulls to comparing PoE builds.
I don’t even know if I’m joking here, what the fuck are these people doing.
Elon Musk trying to make himself out to be a god gamer is such a lose/lose situation; the people who care are also the ones who are going to be the quickest to call him out on his bullshit and other people either don’t care or make the logical conclusion that the time expenditure required would be prohibitive for his supposed job of CEO of multiple companies. It’s just such a hilarious self-own.
Also, a reminder that Musk was a junior programmer on two of the worst Sega CD games.
Also, a reminder that Musk was a junior programmer on two of the worst Sega CD games.
Which two? I already knew his accomplishments are pure garbage, I just wanna know which games he fouled with his programming “prowess”.
Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine and I believe also Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Second Cataclysm. Both FMV-laden turds.
holy fuck those comments. are all these people huffing CO2?
I get the some streamers looked at @elonmusk’s gameplay and it looks like a shared account, maybe with his kids or something, and it seems unlikely he’s made all that PoE2 progress on his own.
But has he actually said something about his play of PoE2 that is contradicted by this? Do we have an actual quote from him that would be a lie if their assessment of his on stream PoE2 gameplay is accurate?
The critics who leap to assuming he’s not (or was not) a good (pro-level) gamer in general are making a huge leap with their “gotcha” moment.
uhm if you’d just look at the facts and ignore everything musk said and ignore the other times he was caught cheating, it’s perfectly reasonable that an extremely busy businessman like
daddymusk would just have his 6 year old son play this extremely difficult game at a top level and then repeatedly claim his son’s accomplishments as his own. and by the transitive property that makes musk a pro-level gamer! QED woke critics or as professional quake players like musk and I say: lol zerg rush ggWho actually gives a shit?
its actually extremely emotionally upsetting. i took a box of chicken nuggies out of the freezer and just started crying and punching the box over and over. i trusted you elon
In case anyone else comes here to say this: amongst many other things, this shit is funny. Even out of context: someone defending their choice of ex by saying they were good at gaming is already funny. Ladling all the other layers of context only makes it more and more farcical.
It is also funny that the general hate Musk for a fraud people are now teaming up with the Gamers due to a shared dislike for Musk. He truly is the great unifier.
thx bye now