WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign […]
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    3•21 days ago

    “Whatever makes sense…”, said JD; the barely discernible words exited his pie hole while chewing through an overzealously large mouthful of Krispy Kreme doughnuts spilling down onto the 4chan greentexts below.