WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign […]
  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedEnglish
    25•22 days ago

    Lmfao, if this actually happens, this would be funniest inauguration ever

    (if it weren’t for the fact that… check notes …there would be 200 executive orders that would put the US on the path to Gilead 😓)

  • IninewCrowEnglish
    10•22 days ago

    … the two ton stack of paper was forklifted into place to complete the ceremony

  • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
    7•22 days ago

    And they’re all the green text about the guy who fucking loves pickles.