Remember, if a Nazi’s head is approaching your fist at a high rate of speed, don’t move your fist

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    3511 days ago

    Remember, if a Nazi’s head is approaching your fist at a high rate of speed, don’t move your fist

    Einstein says motion is relative. 😉

    If a CEO just happens to accelerate towards a bullet, its not anyone’s fault.

    Not-Guilty, case dismissed!

  • @aeronmelon
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    1311 days ago

    A swastika has more polygons than the Cybertruck.

  • @[email protected]
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    1111 days ago

    Yesterday, whenever I crossed a Tesla I made sure to give them the proper salute followed by the proper finger.

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      411 days ago

      Please don’t road rage.

      Instead, get a bunch of dog shit and smear them all over their car once they park it and leave.

      Remember to wear a mask, Big Brother (the cameras in the swasti-car) is watching.

      • @aeiou_ckr
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        1011 days ago

        Or you could leave someone’s expensive purchase alone. They could have bought it second hand, have a spouse purchase it for them, given as a gift, or bought it before we saw the shot show unfold. Because someone has purchased x product doesn’t mean they are of the exact mind. Yes they didn’t vote with their wallet like we would hope but you don’t know peoples situation.

        • @BradleyUffner
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          210 days ago

          Can I still mock them for continuing to own it though?

            • @BradleyUffner
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              110 days ago

              They could sell it and get something far more practical and less Naziesque with just the trade in value.

  • @Zexks
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    1011 days ago

    I’m never referring to a tesla as anything else now.

  • @[email protected]
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    911 days ago

    Redo the high school algebra curriculum. Instead of solving for trains meeting, make it fists and nazis. The students would likely be way more engaged in learning.

  • @Dabundis
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    810 days ago

    In reference to the cybertruck’s stainless steel finish, i vote we call it the SS mobile

  • Phoenixz
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    311 days ago

    From now on this is how I will call all these shit cars

  • massive_bereavement
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    311 days ago

    I feel bad for anyone’s who bought it. Granted it’s a premium car but I doubt they are at fault here.

    • snooggums
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      11 days ago

      i’s a premium car

      Lol, no it isn’t.

      • massive_bereavement
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        711 days ago

        It costs like a premium car, that was my point.

        You get a Ford pinto for the price of a Ford GT.

        I’m just sorry for anyone who got stuck with it.

    • @Xanthobilly
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      611 days ago

      The writing has been on the walls for years with Musk. You’d have to be deservingly ignorant to still have a Tesla.

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    111 days ago

    Next time, his special interest will be swastikas instead of X-es. (I prefer the Greek alphabet, planets, and moons for naming things)