Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 days ago

    I’m not going to read any of this: but that title reads like cops using evidence for pleasure and blaming rats.

      • @Regrettable_incident
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        511 days ago

        Anal consumption of drugs works just fine, at least I can report it does with ecstasy and heroin. But it’s not polite at a party.

        • @[email protected]
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          411 days ago

          Depends on what kind of party it is.

          At a rave, I don’t think people would mind much.

          At your grandmother’s 75th birthday party, though? Even better!

    • halyk.the.red
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      311 days ago

      Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.

  • @ghost9
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    I’d like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.

    • @Regrettable_incident
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      I’d like to nominate those fuckin rats for second prize.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 days ago

      Always knew that they could do it! I have the following message of congratulations for them:

  • lettruthout
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    1611 days ago

    In theaters this summer: Cocaine Rats

  • don
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    1211 days ago

    Houston Mayor John Whitmire says, “The rats are the only ones enjoying it.”

    I 100% believe you, mayor, I absolutely do.

  • @Fedizen
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    411 days ago

    pigs vs rats, get ready to rumble

  • ditty
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    311 days ago

    the rats’ newfound vice has made them tougher than your average rodent.