• @baldingpudenda
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    5112 days ago

    I hope he can’t walk in public because the secret service says it’s dangerous due to people outside being pissed.

  • @kikutwo
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    3312 days ago

    Why doesn’t he just turn on the secret subterranean giant valve he conjured up yesterday?

    • @[email protected]
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      1512 days ago

      That valve wasn’t from yesterday. He originally (to my knowledge) brought up the giant valve in his debate with Harris. Said it was massive and takes a full day to turn.

  • @DaddleDew
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    2712 days ago

    Maybe he’s trying really hard to be shot at again in hopes it would boost his popularity like it did last time.

    • @[email protected]
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      712 days ago

      As a proud son of San Bernardino I know (and despise) LA decently well. I kinda doubt theyd skimp on using a scope and wouldnt fuck up the shot.

      • @unphazed
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        111 days ago

        What? From what my LA friends tell me there are still a lot of the fully automatics there.

    • @[email protected]
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      2612 days ago

      Guessing he made a pretty solid decision that he wouldn’t even think about helping anyone for at least a year.

      Hence why he’s record rushing executive orders.

      “Don’t lower prescription costs”

      “Kick out immigrants”

      “No due process”

      “Rename gulf of mexico”

      Hell only one I can even see that’s pretending to help people is “lower inflation by cutting regulations”. (Obviously it’s bullshit, but, it’s kind of pretending to believe that corporations are in a big hurry to pass the savings onto the consumers".

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    11 days ago

    Maybe California should withhold the $86 billion we gift the government every year to prop up the failed economies of red states.