• Tedesche
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    1312 hours ago

    Wait, is the lumbering seal your husband or you? Does it matter? I’m confused.

    • Da Bald Eagul
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      5 hours ago

      I am guessing it is OP running/waddling/whatever to their husband.

      • @ickplantOP
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        34 hours ago

        Your guess is correct.

    • @ickplantOP
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      34 hours ago

      There is research that couples who cuddle have better sex. Just sayin’.

        • @ickplantOP
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          23 hours ago

          I believe the study only looked at whether they cuddle and have sex with each other. I will try to find it.

  • don
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    2716 hours ago

    You get called for cuddles and calmly walk down a ramp with a board in your hand? I mean, whatever does it for ya, I guess.

    • @MehBlah
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      24 hours ago

      Oh lawd, she comin’!