If your dad went out for cigarettes one day and didn’t return, he didn’t abandon your family.
He was actually kidnapped and fed to the AI so that it could extract the dad joke essence, to be able to do stuff like this.
I am the dad in this story.
Instead of ghost in the shell it’s dad in the ghost.
A real bread knife made out of bread!
It’s actually a lame for scoring dough about to be baked but close enough. I have one and it makes me smile every time I take it out of the box. Sold out tho. 😓
I can hear my family groaning in the next room
Thank you
My pleasure I have 4-5 more ready a few more coming as well
Families? Oo
Peak French weapons technology.
I don’t wanna see a p…p knife.
You can just stab that bad boy right into your stomach and instantly stop being hungry. You’ll also die shortly after, but you’ll’ve also killed your hunger.
source ☞ https://lemmy.world/post/20276639
