Awkward silence for ten minutes
Guy with gun: … How about now?
Moneybags: … not yet, we have to wait until it peaks
When is that?
Well when it gets to the top of course
That reminds me, where did GameStop close today?
26.97, which is about $25 more than that corpse of a mediocre childhood memory is worth.
I’m old so my childhood was the 60s and I have no skin in that game but it was fun to watch.
Remember this child actor?
This is him now. Feel old yet?
Mugger picked a bad day for this one! Nvidia took a record-setting bath today! $600 billion wiped out. Maybe there’s light at the end of this AI madness tunnel after all…
“Transfer it to my etrade IRA, then.”
"Frankly, thats not how an IRA works and you wouldn’t want to irregardless because that would trigger an increased taxrate for withdrawing before maturity.
You need a standard brokerage account."
Me waiting for the AMC short squeeze a bunch of youtubers and dudes on Reddit were sure would happen five years ago
