Shitting on Steven Segull movies will never not be funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    291 month ago

    He’s so powerful that he doesn’t need to stand up. Even Bruce Lee had to use his legs. Steven could remotely kill a bad guy in the USA with his psychic powers while having a burger with Putin in Russia, he’s the powerfulest.

  • @Jumi
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    181 month ago

    Ah, so you discovered Space Ice… have fun

    • go $fsck yourself
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      51 month ago

      Do all the videos use the same schtick of ‘movie voiceover’ voice for the entirety of the video?

      • @Crampon
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        31 month ago

        As funny as the clips are. The voice got old after 12 seconds.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      His Seagal stuff is pretty funny, but the rampant misogyny he mixes in is incredibly outputting.

      • @Jumi
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        -11 month ago

        Then don’t watch him?

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    81 month ago

    wow good call, I laughed out loud a lot during that, I’m definitely watching the rest of that channel.

  • @yesman
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    61 month ago

    Their should be a word for the type of actor that can’t slide into supporting rolls as they age and become parodies of themselves. And it’s not just action stars. Kevin Costner has been trying to lead an epic Western for like 40 years.

    • @MothmanDelorian
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      51 month ago

      Costner did lead several westerns and a few were good. Segal has always been a joke.

    • @RampantParanoia2365
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      21 month ago

      Didn’t Costner lead Yellowstone, which was insanely successful, and has Harrison Ford leading a new spin-off?

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    1 month ago

    I never really watched many action movies growing up, so I had never seen any Steven Seagal films, but I did know of him and mentally put him at the level of like Van Damme. In the last few years I’ve become aware that he’s pretty much a complete joke, and basically always has been. But I don’t think he was recognized as such at his peak popularity, was he? Did people always think he was cringe or were his films and performances actually received with earnest appreciation and applause? Despite how awful, full of exaggerated machismo and lazy they are.

    • @MothmanDelorian
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      41 month ago

      Van Damme is a much better actor and was extremely fuckable in his heyday which cannot be said for Segal

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        31 month ago

        My first exposure to him was a movie where it seems like he was parodying himself and played with the concept of being past his prime

        It was really well done, his acting was fantastic and I enjoyed it, despite probably missing a lot of context

        • @MothmanDelorian
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          21 month ago

          He did a show called Van Damme Van Johnson whose premise was he was a secret agent and all the action films were cover for his work. It was great but like everything on Prime in the early days nobody watched it.