• go $fsck yourself
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    Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it’s only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.

    fuck

    • stebo
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      351 month ago

      i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it’d be £est to cens0r them

            • @nieminen
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              The system utility fsck is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux, macOS, and FreeBSD. The equivalent programs on MS-DOS and Microsoft Windows are CHKDSK, SFC, and SCANDISK.

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck

              I think it’s kind of like saying “check yourself”

    • Count Regal Inkwell
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      630 days ago

      Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
      Motherfucker shit ass tits
      Motherfucker shit
      Come on
      Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
      Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

      You take some shit
      Put it up on the wall
      Check it out for a while
      You take that shit up off of the wall
      Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
      You take some fuck
      Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
      You take that fuck up off of the wall
      Put it down on the floor
      With the shit in a glass bowl
      What? Yo
      Here’s another little piece of advice-vice

      You take some fuck then some shit
      Then some fuck then some shit
      You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
      A fuck-shit stack
      Take some fuck then some shit
      Then some fuck then some shit
      You’ve got a fuck-shit stack
      A fuck-shit stack

  • NielsBohron
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    See, I’m a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.

    Plus, I think most chemists would say “neutral” or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized

    • @Hobo
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      211 month ago

      Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn’t. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.

      • NielsBohron
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        111 month ago

        It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as “unionized” is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with “having a union” (which matches with my experience).

        However, I still assert that it’s just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      301 month ago

      Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears

        • don
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          151 month ago

          They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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          71 month ago

          Frick frick frick frick frick. Stop censoring swears

          This is what I see. But my mom put the TVGuardian on the WiFi. :(

          Actually knew/was trying to date a grown woman who lived alone, no kids, and had one of these lol That thing creeped me out.

          • @[email protected]
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            Those things aren’t connected to the internet, so I actually would trust that thing in my house. They just compare the closed caption text against of list of no-no words and swap them with a family friendly version. The early versions didn’t give a shit about context so sometimes it would make no sense. No idea if the newer ones have fixed that. Why an adult with no kids wants that is certainly something.

            Edit: Technology Connections’s video is my source

            • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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              31 month ago

              Oh, I know they’re not connected to the internet. It was a joke. And it turned out her whole family was kind of a bunch of culty Christians. Like, the kind of people who would shout gibberish and call it speaking in tongues. She was a nice girl, but getting to know her family was an…experience. And it totally explained some things lol

            • @hardcoreufo
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              11 month ago

              HBO go or max or whatever the fuck its been called censored the subtitles to the wire for some reason. My favorite was when it replaced “mother fucker” with “Maryland farmer.” I still use that as an insult sometimes.

            • @[email protected]
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              11 month ago

              I have kids, and while yeah I don’t want them repeating some words until they understand them as well as the appropriate social context…

              Not what I’m worried about when it comes to TV/streaming.

      • @ThekingoflordaA
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        41 month ago

        Listen here you shth**d, I’m just very afraid to gddmn offend some dumb mthfck*r. Maybe just to be sure I will do this: ****** *** ***** ***.

        • Amon
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          31 month ago

          Hi Thekingoflorda! Never actually ran upon you before, which is strange, but it took me 5 minutes to realise you’re the admin of lemmy.world! Just consider me a fan

          • @ThekingoflordaA
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            21 month ago

            Hey hey! Didn’t know I had fans (:

            Thank you for being here.

      • @HappySkullsplitter
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        51 month ago

        It just sounds weird

        Still technically correct, but weird.

        Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn’t pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          My favorite was how German spies in WW2 were easily caught because they’d just show up in beachside towns out of nowhere (right off the u-boat) in suits and carrying briefcases stuffed with cash.

        • @Test_Tickles
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          31 month ago

          Yes comrade, clearly any pure blooded, land of freedom American, would know that un-ionized is not correct. It is instead union-ized… which is what happens when you cut onions.

  • @hardcoreufo
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    161 month ago

    Guess I’m more of a plumber than a chemist.

    • @nieminen
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      430 days ago

      To be fair, I’m sure most of us have done way more plumbing than chemistry…

    • Not Chad McTruth
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      161 month ago

      holy fuck thats clever

      it took my 5 minutes to get this

  • @expatriado
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    71 month ago

    where i live plumbers tend to be independent business owners, got the feeling a different trade would have worked better

  • @hark
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    61 month ago

    onion eyes’d

  • Bilb!
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    51 month ago

    Another way to tell the difference is tasting them