This conversation I had with my mom a few weeks ago is a real gem:

“Did you hear the news?”

“About the exploding cybertruck?”

“No, they found out that alcohol causes cancer! Good thing we already know that thanks to the word of wisdom. They’ll catch up eventually.”

“Uh… yeah.”

I was itching to mention the temperance movement and whatnot, but my parents are a lost cause when it comes to anything church-related. 🤦