The answer sort of defies Bettridge’s Law in that it is in the “not even wrong” category of stupid shit.

He was talking about a different Gaza. And Hamas isn’t there.

You know what is there? AIDS and other STDs.

  • @SoftestSapphic
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    We should be ignoring everything he says and wants for 4 years.

    Put him in his own little instance of twitter with Russian bots and let him piss away the years.

  • @DrFistington
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    So here’s a quick chart for telling if something is true or not: Did Trump say it? -> Its absolutely untrue Did someone else say it?-> It may be true

    • @davidgro
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      Unless he’s talking about something terrible he’s planning to do. Then it’s likely true.

  • @jordanlund
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    Even given that, I love this statistic:

    ““USAID procures condoms for around $0.05 apiece,” he wrote on Wednesday on X. “$50m would be ONE BILLION condoms. What’s going on here is NOT a billion condoms for Gaza. What’s going on is that the bros at DOGE apparently can’t read govt spreadsheets.””

    They are not sending a billion condoms ANYWHERE.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      Yep. They were funding sexual health in Gaza, Mozambique. But Trump heard Gaza and sexual health and went THEY’RE SENDING CONDOMS TO HAMAS!!?!???!!

      • @AbidanYre
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        Then took it a step further and said they’re making condom bombs out of them.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          He should have called them Condom Bombdoms. And he’s supposed to be a marketing expert.

      • @Kyrgizion
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        Even if they were, shouldn’t they be overjoyed at the prospect of “less terrorists”? You can’t beat 0.05 a pop for that goal in any possible way - a bullet is more expensive.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          They also want to outlaw birth control. It’s not like anything they say or do is in any way rational.

          • @[email protected]
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            outlaw birth control

            It might be different when they can use it for eugenics and genocide though.

  • @theUwUhugger
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    711 hours ago

    Time and time again a singular question circles my mind! How does that man win elections?

    • @[email protected]
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      710 hours ago

      Promising to cause pain to others. It really is the best way to get someone on your side.