• @solomon42069
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    117 minutes ago

    Hey it’s the sexual abstinence clown! No one is horny when he’s in town!

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    4 hours ago

    A CEO of a company who has ruined privacy wants privacy. Hmm. It is always about him. He does not know and will never choose to know how real people live. His wealth makes our lives worse, with every passing minute. Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

  • magnetosphere
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    1015 hours ago

    Mark Zuckerberg whining about a lack of privacy has broken my irony meter.

    I better get it fixed so one of tomorrow’s headlines can break it again.

    • @cm0002OP
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      155 hours ago

      You’re still taking it in to get fixed‽ I gave up on it after having to take it in for the hundredth time since the 20th

  • @motor_spirit
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    156 hours ago

    Why does he look like Andy Dick’s cousin trying to do his worst zuck cosplay. Dude’s a trip

    • Tiefling IRL
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      126 hours ago

      Every oligarch looks like a lizard person cosplaying a human

      • @aeronmelon
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        13 hours ago

        It’s the Edger skin suit the bug in Men In Black was wearing, slowly decaying as the film progressed.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 hours ago

    Outside of some types of geopolitical / strategic maneuvers, it’s pretty much never a good thing when something being “leaked” causes you problems. And it’s pretty much never that, when something “leaks.” If someone wants to distribute that information, I assume they can sell it to your adversaries, quietly, and you’ll never know.

    The public leaks are pretty much always that you’re up to some heinous shit, and the public finds out as they should, and then you set up a high whining sound that you should be exempt from scrutiny or opposition, because you’re above those people, and you should be able to cheat and disrespect them without consequence, because you’re too special to have to take part in society except from far above it, safe.

    • LostXOR
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      336 hours ago

      It’s not very interesting, just the Windows XP shutdown and startup sounds.

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    45 hours ago

    Because bullshit is less viscous

  • @cheese_greater
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    Did he get a hair transplant? Was looking pretty roman(emperor-esque)previously

    • @aeronmelon
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      23 hours ago

      Those of us whom have straight hair when it’s short, but insanely curly hair when it’s long.