What’s the federal budget for sippy cups?

  • @surph_ninja
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    25 hours ago

    Y’all should know this is exactly how McKinsey is ran as well. They advise the biggest governments & companies in the world, and it’s mostly staffed by sociopathic, fresh-faced, inexperienced college grads.

  • @[email protected]
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    4517 hours ago

    From TFA:

    “One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online resume touts his work for Palantir,” per Wired, while another “who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024.” A copy of the latter’s resume include his summer internship with Musk’s Neuralink, alongside jobs as — we assure you that we are not joking — a camp counselor and bike mechanic.

    Can you imagine the damage to those kids’ careers when the dust settles after the collapse of the American reich, when their resume reads:

    • 2021-2024: high school
    • Summer of 2024: camp counselor
    • Autumn of 2024: bike mechanic
    • 2025 -: destruction of the United States

    Kinda hard to find a jobs with a resume like that…

    • @over_clox
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      1617 hours ago

      I started working on bicycles at 5 years old.

      Apparently I’m qualified to do [redacted] things…

  • John Richard
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    1716 hours ago

    In other words, they are hiring incels

    • @WhatAmLemmy
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      1311 hours ago

      They’re grooming yes men who’ll owe them their careers, offer unconditional loyalty, and they’ll have 100% control over.

  • lettruthout
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    615 hours ago

    I hope they’re getting paid minimum wage.

    • @ZILtoid1991
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      49 hours ago

      With no weekends, and 14-16 hour “ultra hardcore” workdays.

    • @[email protected]
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      28 hours ago

      I would too, but you just know that they’ll be running a department in 18months and trying to hire 42 year old professionals for less than their own wages