A few decades ago, a devoutly communist rabbit breeder from East Germany donated a pair of giant rabbits he had bred to North Korea, in the hope that they could be used to start a breeding programme to provide the North Korean comrades with food. Later, it turned out that both rabbits were killed and served to Kim Jong-Il at a banquet.

Now, it seems that North Korea’s best troops are the rabbits.

Can’t take 30% losses in ineffective meatwave attacks? Pfff.