Surely not violence, I hope.

  • @officermike
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    622 hours ago

    Nah. The whole song is about horny things.

    • Dr. WeskerOP
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      122 hours ago

      What specifically are the “fruit cakes” if this is the case?

      • TaldenNZ
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        422 hours ago

        Show me 'round your fruit cage

        'Cause I will be your honey bee

        Open up your fruit cage

        Where the fruit can be sweet as can be

        Ahem… That sweet sweet fruit…

        Surely not violence

        No… not violence… though there is some bumping, and it does build up to something…

        • Dr. WeskerOP
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          022 hours ago

          Oh, CAGE! That makes so much more sense.

          He’s referring to a chastity belt.

  • @Zachariah
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    522 hours ago

    It’s about finding baby plastic Jesus:

    • @WhiteOakBayou
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      122 hours ago

      I’ve been having king cake for breakfast several times a week since 12th night. It’s always a bummer on Ash Wednesday when they are no more.

  • TaldenNZ
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    122 hours ago

    Right. Now that that’s cleared up… Let’s do “Kiss that frog”