• @devilish666
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    128 hours ago

    And now it’s time to learn how to extract cocaine from paper currency

  • @[email protected]
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    1110 hours ago

    One of my friends blew his nose into some money once. I wouldn’t snort drugs off money. Seems like a great way to get a weird nasal infection.

  • Ada
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    1410 hours ago

    I can’t remember the last time I handled paper currency

    • Matengor
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      810 hours ago

      You’re not from Germany then. We love our Bargeld so much that we feel helpless without trace amounts of currency in our wallets.

    • burgersc12
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      59 hours ago

      Must not work POS, cash is flowing like mad all the time. Cards are more prevalent now but cash is still king

      • Ada
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        58 hours ago

        Plenty of cash, it’s just not made of paper!

        • burgersc12
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          8 hours ago

          Ahh you must be from a somewhat sane part of the world…

          • @[email protected]
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            17 hours ago

            US money is made from mostly cotton. Thanks to Inside Man with Denzel and Clive for making me remember this bit of trivia.

    • @[email protected]
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      17 hours ago

      A couple of weeks ago a grocery store I frequent had an internet outage. This meant their payment systems were down, as well as the self-checkout and things like that. I don’t know why they don’t have redundant internet services, that should be a no brainer, but probably their internet is usually good enough to prevent that sort of thing. This left the store in total chaos, with people just abandoning carts and piles of stuff when the outage took more than a few minutes.

      I just ran in the store to get some snacks on my way home from work. I saw the sign posted the self-checkout was down, but hadn’t realized their payment systems were also down. So when I stood in line at the regular checkout, an employee shouted out the payment system was down, which lead to a lot of people shouting boo and walking away.

      But I had a secret ace up my sleeve, I keep a couple of bills for such situations in a pocket of my bag. So I was helped almost right away, gave the man my magic paper and he gave me back some coin. I looked confused at the change, threw it in my bag and I still have no idea what to do with it. I used to have some coins in a drawer, to give to charity when they did the rounds. But these days I digitally pay those as well and they have moved away from collecting coins to just spreading information and giving flyers so you can get a charity subscription of sorts instead.

      I then had to replace those bills I used, for the next time I need them maybe 10 years from now. I had to pay an extra charge to my bank to withdraw physical money, as my package doesn’t cover that since I never use it.

  • @[email protected]
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    -169 hours ago

    Did you just step through a time machine from the 90’s or were you born yesterday?

    Living under a rock?

    How did you JUST learn this? That’s more fascinating to me than the post.