• @YamahaRevstar
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    223 hours ago

    Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      03 hours ago

      Chimpanzees and bonobos are separate species. Your boss cannot help you. You’re on your own.

      • @YamahaRevstar
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        112 hours ago

        I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          215 minutes ago

          Thank you for recognizing I couldn’t tell something and pointing me in the right direction. You would make a good bonobo.

  • @7uWqKj
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    -294 hours ago

    “They can tell” implies "they can speak“. No they can’t. #Clickbait

    • @[email protected]
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      183 hours ago

      “They can tell” implies "they can speak“

      That… isn’t what that phrase means in English. I assume you’re new to the language?

      • @7uWqKj
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        -112 hours ago

        I’m not, and I’m perfectly aware of the ambiguity of “tell” meaning both “understand” and “communicate”. But so is the person who wrote that clickbait title.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      194 hours ago

      If I’m choking, I can sure tell people about it despite being unable to speak.

    • @Carrolade
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      83 hours ago

      Colloquially, in English, “I can tell that…” directly translates to “I can discern/detect that…”. An example would be in a game of poker, “I can tell that you’re bluffing”.

      The ability or desire to communicate what you have become aware of is irrelevant.

    • @ieatpwns
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      83 hours ago

      Let me guess humans are the only intelligence on the planet too huh

      • Flying SquidOP
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        63 hours ago

        Not the ones who use sign language, apparently.

        Or at least they can’t tell you anything.