[Scene: Soft music playing. A woman relaxes in a large, luxurious bathtub, filled with warm, creamy melted Velveeta cheese. She sighs contentedly as she sinks further into the gooey goodness. The scene feels indulgent… at first.]

Voice-over (soft, cheerful):
“Imagine the creamy, melty bliss of Velveeta… the perfect way to make your day a little cheesier. It’s smooth, it’s rich, it’s everything you want in a dip… or a bath?”

[The woman, still smiling, takes a deep breath. But slowly, she looks down, her smile fading. Her fingers wiggle in the Velveeta, and she starts to look around the tub, horrified.]

Voice-over (tone shifts to concerned):
“But wait… Maybe… maybe this isn’t the best idea.”

[The woman’s eyes widen in realization as she begins to slowly sit up, her body covered in the cheese. She gasps as she glances around at the walls, now splattered with cheese.]

Voice-over (urgent, almost frantic):
"That’s going to be really hard to clean up, huh? And the plumbing… Oh no…”

[Cut to her imagining her pipes completely clogged, a cascade of cheese seeping through the drain.]

Voice-over (deadpan):
“Yikes. Looks like you’ll be calling a plumber. And a cleaning service. And maybe a lawyer.”

[She begins to look around the bathroom, visibly panicking as she imagines the mess spreading everywhere.]

Voice-over (calm, reassuring):
“But hey—when it comes to your Velveeta, don’t worry. We know it’s irresistible, just maybe… keep it in the bowl?”

[Cut to a clean kitchen with a perfectly melted bowl of Velveeta cheese, as a family digs in, happily dipping chips.]

Voice-over (cheerful again):
“Kraft Velveeta. So creamy, so dreamy—just… keep it out of the tub.”

[Woman, now in a fresh, clean robe, holds up a cheesy chip, smiling at the camera.]

Voice-over (light-hearted):
“Because some things are just too good to bath in.”

[Screen fades to Kraft Velveeta logo.]
“Velveeta. It’s cheesier when you keep it simple.”