Soup to nuts

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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    157 hours ago

    Maybe staff humans if you don’t want people to scam the machines. If you’re eliminating jobs in favour of self checkouts, you deserve to be shoplifted from

    • @[email protected]
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      12 hours ago

      I’m all for machines taking my job, I don’t want it anyways. But the revenue should go to us, instead of some asshole CEO.

  • oleorunOPM
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    66 hours ago

    The HackRF has an app that let’s you choose different UPC codes on the screen.

  • ditty
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    5412 hours ago

    literal crime ring

    Now that’s some hilarious and apropos journalism

  • @Buffman
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    68 hours ago

    4011 gang rise up!

    • oleorunOPM
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      46 hours ago

      This reminded me of my very first job in which I learned that knowledge of the undocumented PLU codes on the cash register could be more powerful than the management key. Similar concept ha ha

  • Pika
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    78 hours ago

    this is extremely common. The amount of people who would scan the wrong barcode (hidden in palm) or scan one item skip one item was insane when I worked there.

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    1910 hours ago

    Arrest him, why not make him CEO? Guys got big ideas. Cheating people out of money is Walmart bread and butter isn’t it?

  • Jake Farm
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    3312 hours ago

    Hello?

    Hey what’s up?

    I need your help can you come here?

    I can’t I’m buying clothes.

    Alright well hurry up and come over here.

    I can’t find ‘em.

    What do you mean you can’t find them?

    I can’t find them there’s only soup.

    What do you mean there’s only soup?

    It means there’s only soup!

    WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

    ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

    step step step step step step step step step

    There’s more soup!

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

    THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

    GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

    THERE’S STILL SOUP

    WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

    I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

    I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

    I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

    WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

    FUCK YOU

  • @breadsmasher
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    11 hours ago

    do US stores not have the infuriating scales that weigh everything you scan? If you scan soup, and put down anything else itll scream “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA” until a staff member clears it

    • Pika
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      68 hours ago

      Walmart has had this disabled for years in any walmart I’ve ever been in. Their first few generations of self check were super unreliable on it so it was easier for them to have it disabled and not annoy customers then to keep it enabled and hinder everyone just to save on some shoplifting.

    • @Khanzarate
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      2012 hours ago

      In my area we did for like, three months, then they removed that because the machines would do it all the time to legitimate products.

      I’m surprised they cared, it could be there was another reason they removed it. But I’ve had years without that feature at this point. NE united states.

    • @[email protected]
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      49 hours ago

      There are two similarly priced grocery stores near me. One does this, the other does not. I avoid the one that does.

    • @SpacetimeMachine
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      49 hours ago

      You can usually tell it that you want to skip bagging up to a certain number of items, at least at the stores near me.

    • @Windex007
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      611 hours ago

      I mean, the trick would be to have barcode(s) in a ring for inexpensive items that you know weigh the same as expensive items.

  • @El_guapazo
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    1111 hours ago

    He got too greedy. He could have bought a small table top gas grill for less than 100 and probably gotten away with it.

  • @motor_spirit
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    410 hours ago

    Idaho continues to be an intellectual powerhouse, god love em