You should be able to turn the pawn 180° and attack from behind

Promoting to another king should be allowed too

Chess sites should just include this feature no matter what fide says.

Wont matter in 99.5% of games because you can just pretend its a minor piece. But its gonna be hilarious in the cases where it might actually matter.

Prob wont take long till a custom rule can be set to disable pawn promotions.

I agree, though it should become an uncapturable square/piece that just sits there trolling others.

Suddenly a pawn with a sickle an a hammer.

wow both positions are critical 😮

Psychological warfare

Ok, Steinitz