• HubertManne
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    177 hours ago

    I really hate these times when jokes are useless because of how just reporting on the news in a real way is so absurd to begin with you have to laugh/cry. I don’t like when tragedy and comedy merge.

  • @fluxion
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    559 hours ago

    He also lies about how good he is at video games

    • @Raiderkev
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      65 hours ago

      Surely a man of this level of character wouldn’t also cheat to win an election

    • @[email protected]
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      248 hours ago

      He pays people to play for him, so other people will think he is a cool gamer just like them. Dude is 53, has 12 children and his net worth is $400 billion.

      • @[email protected]
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        177 hours ago

        And when the internet found out he just bought his accounts, he went “what you gonna do about it”

        I hope they just ban his accounts.

      • @fluxion
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        127 hours ago

        He also claims to work 16 hours a day while simultaneously flossing his builds that would essentially involve him spending his whole day playing games. These people are so far beyond accountability that they don’t even bother keeping track of their lies anymore.

        • @marcos
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          He works 16 hours a day on which one of his jobs?

          There’s a comedy series that TV keeps repeating here, where in one episode a guy suddenly has 6 full time jobs…

  • @thatradomguy
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    189 hours ago

    Actually, he’s mad they cut off his source of porn when they shutdown all the nsfw subs. He obviously compensates with his huge ego.

    • Johnny Bravo
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      Which is why he bought twitter 🐦📱, it being his last source of hentai👙🍑💋. The fact that it’s renamed into the most nsfw branding ever, i.e., X 🍆, is more than mere coincidence.

    • @MutilationWave
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      69 hours ago

      The richest man in the world’s servants can get him someone to have sex with inside of 30 minutes, I’m sure.

  • @JakJak98
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    It’s a coup d’etat of the us federal government. Petty squabbles of reddit are just the tip of the iceberg, and a major political diversion of the real threats happening.

  • @DarkCloud
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    Mark my words, he’ll become the world’s first trillionaire by way of embezzling from the government. He’s always been a grifter.

    Also, Grimes is disgusting for not only having three children with him, but for writing a song “We appreciate power” when they first started up. A truly disgusting display on her part.

    • @ThunderWhiskers
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      He bought the United States government. Plain and simple. He backed all of Trump’s shenanigans, was pivotal in his win, and now Trump is going to allow him to twist and break our government in whichever way is going to net him more power. I have no doubt he will make obscene amounts of money from this but the non-fungible benefits are what really scare me. Someone mentioned Musk focusing on ICBM production moving forward and I don’t know if I fully buy into that idea but it is a terrifying one.

    • @[email protected]
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      Also, Grimes is disgusting for not only having three children with him, but for writing a song “We appreciate power” when they first started up. A truly disgusting display on her part.

      She will go down in history as a poor artist and the biggest gold digger

    • @[email protected]
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      It is disappointing.

      She says he’s no longer recognisable as the man she loved, but if she’d spoken much to his first wife she’d’ve been given all the details on how messed up he was.

      • @[email protected]
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        So I have this theory that Elon has only ever experienced love once in his entire life. Think about it; who does he interact with? His parents, other CEOs, VC types, servants. They all want something from him. He has the most powerful people in the world (and a whole subclass of weird guy) in line to sack ride him. That must just seem like how the world is supposed to be. And then he starts dating Grimes, who is a relatively normal person, who shows him real genuine love.

        And then they break up in a real, genuine, and actually pretty normal way, and Musk is in no way emotionally prepared for it, like a teenager. So he gets mad at everything she taught him, at everything they shared, at everything he was when he was with her. But most interestingly, he can’t buy the thing she gave him, so he’s been trying to convince himself it was an illusion that never existed in the first place.

        • @[email protected]
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          His dad was also a fucked up example of a man.

          He chain married and bred women, including the daughter of one of his wives.

          Musk’s birther fetish/life goal is just copy-pasted from the shitheel of a dad who seemed to have little care for any of the kids he pumped into many different women.

      • @[email protected]
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        2212 hours ago

        I get what you’re saying- there was a pattern of behaviour established before. But I’m cracking up at the idea of sitting down and interviewing a potential partner’s exes to see if the relationship is a good fit.

        • @[email protected]
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          37 hours ago

          If you’re planning to have one or more children with someone, speaking to the person they divorced after more than a decade of marriage is probably a sensible idea.

          • clockworkrat(he/him)
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            15 hours ago

            Well, anecdotally I didn’t and it’s going well so far. I feel like trusting the honesty of the person you’re with to be open about their past should work

    • @pyre
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      to be fair grimes is retarded

      • @ripcord
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        …havin’ a roni?

  • @[email protected]
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    6817 hours ago

    Working his 20-something slaves and H1B guys to death while being terminally online and obsessed with memes and petty online shit. The new Fuhrer sucks.

    I honestly think I prefer Trump. At least his grift and bullshit are predictable. Fuhrer Musk plays with everything like a spoiled child/future serial killer plays with small animals. He thinks tearing shit apart and destroying it is the right way to interact with the world, and he lacks even the most basic aspects of humanity.

    • @Benjaben
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      3114 hours ago

      Please don’t let Musk convince you Trump is decent/better.

      • @[email protected]
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        I dunno, Trump seems capable of recognizing when something doesn’t play well in front of an audience. Like, the one skill he actually has is working a crowd.

        Musk insists he was always right and doubles down.

          • @MutilationWave
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            “I love the poorly educated”

            He works up a crowd of thousands, and he’d be embarrassed to sit for a meal with a single one of them.

              • @MutilationWave
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                Yeah when I wrote that word I knew it was wrong. Is there a more elegant way of saying ‘cognizant of the potential damage to his reputation if he were seen in public with one of his rank and file rednecks’?

      • Stern
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        613 hours ago

        Decent? Nah. Better? Maybe in the sense that if I had to have one hand hit with a hammer I’d rather it be non-dominant one.

  • @[email protected]
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    2916 hours ago

    100s of billions of dollars, still can’t afford thicker skin.

    has he tried the billion-dollar store?