According to a New York Times report, on Thursday, the U.S. government’s General Services Administration (GSA) removed the spoon emoji as an option that users of its videoconferencing platform can select to express themselves.

The move comes a day after workers embraced the digital cutlery to protest the Trump administration’s “Fork in the Road” resignation offer.

  • @[email protected]
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    428 minutes ago

    I am sitting here trying desperately to understand this.

    They got rid of an emoji. Specifically 🥄, which is a default emoji.

    How?

    It’s on every computer and platform. Did they call slack? Tell them to remove the emoji? If they did, how did slack remove a fucking default emoji? Are they blocking the Unicode?

    What the actual fuck.

  • @Snapz
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    112 hours ago

    When they fork with your spoon… They push you to consider the knife.

  • @[email protected]
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    62 hours ago

    Reminds me of a line from Earthworm Jim that stuck with me: “do you mock me, spoon? I shall be your master!”

    Also, The Tick

  • @[email protected]
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    114 hours ago

    Take away the spoon, you’re telling them it’s time to use a knife. Is that really how you want it to go?

  • @PainInTheAES
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    606 hours ago

    𓊤

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    • @[email protected]
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      175 hours ago

      I miss ascii art! Back in IRC days when bandwidth was not great we could have really used the efficiency of emojis. Instead, you got sent a wall of text that looked like something and your entire internet slowed down for a minute.

      • @[email protected]
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        113 hours ago

        Unless your IRC window wasn’t wide enough, in which case you got a wall of text that looked like nothing and it still slowed your Internet down!

  • @[email protected]
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    6 hours ago

    Why do these government agencies keep complying in advance? Why are they giving ground in little ways for nothing? Is some of the GSA leadership loyal to Trump?

  • @Donjuanme
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    166 hours ago

    Okay. Why? Why have emojis at all? Why just ban one?

    Bunch of spoons.