Listen, of course I want a sandwich. I always want a sandwich. I just don’t want to be the guy that tells you to make my totally-capable-of-making-my-own-damn-sandwich ass a sandwich, so I’m going to say “I’m alright”, even if I’m starving because I’ve been gaming all day without eating.

If you want to make me a sandwich, just do it. If you put it in front of me it will be eaten. But I’m never going to tell you to do it.

(After a few years she figured it out and sandwiches just appear now.)

Immediately grabs the apple she dropped

Yeah, this tracks.

Her mother sounds awesome.