Bernie, is It you?

Contemplating leaf.

They may look cute, but it’s not uncommon to have one sitting in a gumtree outside your house screaming for weeks

It’s like god damn this chlamydia is hurting me

slightly over-koalafied for this role, I would say.

Sorry. Out, you say? That door?.. OK.

I promise you that koala is not being pensive, it’s probably just constipated; koalas aren’t really known for their intellect.

Though being constipated is unfortunate because that means its babies are probably going to starve (koalas feed their shit to their young).

Where’s that koala copy pasta when you need it