• Joelk111
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    The “joke” is that she’s OK with him being a human toilet, but she’s not OK with him being uncircumcised. Hilarious.

    Who the fuck is upvoting these?

    • @[email protected]
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      Americans are weird as fuck over cutting off bits of flesh from your cock. Psychotic behaviour, particularly when they are mutilating children with no say in the matter. Objectively insane.

      • thermal_shock
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        Don’t forget the rabbi sucks the blood off the penis with his mouth! I think it’s only certain ones, not all, but fuck me it’s disgusting and cruel .

        • @[email protected]
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          That’s an orthodox Jewish thing, actually. Circumcision still happens in the US, and for Christians but it’s usually done at the hospital.

          • thermal_shock
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            Correct. I couldn’t think of the name, but generally in the hospital and they just ask at birth.

            • @[email protected]
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              Cool cool, yeah.

              And just to be 100% clear here, the blood sucking thing–to my understanding–is not even close to a common practice among Jewish folks. We’re taking only orthodox and possibly even only ultra-orthodox.

              Oh, and you might have been looking for the word “rabbi”.

              • @Dasus
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                Oh, and you might have been looking for the word “rabbi”.

                It’s actually “mohel”, but I’d assume (without any reason) that all or most mohels are rabbis I guess, but there’s also mohelets, female mohels, and those probably aren’t rabbis so. Some overlap probably between “mohel” and “rabbi”, but different things.

              • thermal_shock
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                Yeah, ive been up too long, can’t think straight

      • Owl
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        Isn’t that only a jewish thing ?

        • @[email protected]
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          95 hours ago

          Not at all. About 3% of US males are Jewish, but around 80% of US males are circumcised. It’s just societally accepted mutilation. The origins have a lot to do with puritanical attitudes toward sex, probably historically influenced by religion.

    • @hypnicjerk
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      the joke is that the man does not have boundaries (human toilet? sure whatever - note he’s not enthusiastic about it) while the woman does, specifically over something he had no input in.

      i guess he could always get an adult circumcision if he really wants to use her as a urinal.

      • Remy Rose
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        511 day ago

        From the different colors of the two speech bubbles, I’m pretty sure HE’S the human toilet, and she’s begrudgingly ok with it. Whereas foreskin is apparently a bridge too far.

        Her loss though, more for me then lol.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          If you’re looking for foreskins, I know a guy who can have you swimming in them for a song.

      • Rayquetzalcoatl
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        I see it, she hates foreskin, but I’m not really sure what the punchline is, sorry 😅

        Oh I see it in the other comment thread, I think