Yes it’s FAKE. Pretty hilarious though lol

  • @reddig33
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    10411 days ago

    The phone number is for Lt Gov Dan Patrick’s office.

    • IninewCrow
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      2711 days ago

      I’m in Canada and I really don’t mind the long distance charges to make this call

      • @Psythik
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        10 days ago

        Is this a joke, or are long distance charges seriously still a thing in Canada? I haven’t had to pay for a long distance call since the 90s!

        • IninewCrow
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          410 days ago

          Within the country they don’t do long distance charges any more … unless you have a terrible phone plan.

          But I still get charges for calling anyone in the US. I could get a better plan but I never call anyone in the US.

  • @lordnikon
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    11 days ago

    It makes me sad I believed it was real

    • @[email protected]
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      7111 days ago

      If OP hadn’t explicitly said it was fake, I’d totally have believed it. That’s the US today.

      • magnetosphere
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        3611 days ago

        Agreed. Plus, whoever wrote it did an excellent job matching the tone and style of a government notice.

        • bizarroland
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          110 days ago

          The only thing that would have prevented me from believing it is the speed with which it was deployed. If this were 2027, I might have been convinced.

          Like even if they do have them on stand by ready to go, getting them installed in an airport is going to take years.

      • @lordnikon
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        611 days ago

        Yep and Texas is only topped by Florida when it comes to evil shit politicians do to their constituents.

      • Optional
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        111 days ago

        It’s going to happen so

    • @[email protected]
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      410 days ago

      No, it’s completely unbelievable. There’s no way whatsoever that the state of Texas would disclose that they were taking pics.

  • @Treczoks
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    4911 days ago

    Whoever stuck this there, Texas needs more of them. Preferably at each and every public restroom.

  • @Bosht
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    2411 days ago

    Would be hilarious as a follow up to show a letter in the mail that was along the lines of ‘at first your genitals were flagged but upon further review was found you just have a really small dick’ or something similar. God to see MAGAs just losing their god damned minds over it, lmfao.

    • @[email protected]
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      1111 days ago

      They could have set up a voip number, recorded the incoming calls, the sent back violation notices by text later.

    • @[email protected]
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      510 days ago

      “advise you speak to your GP and ensure you don’t need corrective surgery” or something?

      • @Bosht
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        410 days ago

        Even better, haha. Some sort of threat of criminal charges unless they get gender affirming surgery.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    2211 days ago

    Texas is encroaching on my penile freedom, this is communism!

    • Diplomjodler
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      411 days ago

      But what if someone without a penis were to use your penis-owner designated bathroom? Doesn’t the thought give you sleepless nights? Won’t you think of the children? Or are you one of those people?

  • @[email protected]
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    1710 days ago

    I really want the original image so I can put these up in government buildings around my neck of the woods.

  • Norah (pup/it/she)
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    1410 days ago

    I know it’s fake but it’s totally within the realm of possibility and it’d blow their tiny minds that trans folks have had bottom surgery.

  • @iAvicenna
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    1010 days ago

    know what is funnier, wasnt sure %100 that it was fake

  • @owatnext
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    711 days ago

    This is fake, right… ?

    • LostAndSmelly
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      910 days ago

      I sure hope it is a real sticker placed by a prankster.

      I also hope it reaches the attention of someone in power and they can make a real version. This way I can finally know for sure that when poop in a public restroom all of the other people who have used the same toilet had roughly similar genitals. Hopefully that will stop school shootings, because we already know that common sense gun laws won’t work.

  • IninewCrow
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    411 days ago

    Go up to the toilet and flash a realistic looking dildo and a fleshlight