• ActuallyRuben
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      71 year ago

      Maybe they tried to have each piece contain 5 slices, but gave up halfway through

      • Blokker
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        51 year ago

        The should make one big pepperoni that fits the pizza. No more pepperoni pizza issues.

          • Omega
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            21 year ago

            I disagree. It just makes cutting easier. One pepperoni per piece. It’s all one piece.

    • Otome-chan
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      51 year ago

      this was my thought as well. I imagine they probably intentionally did it like that just to be infuriating.

  • @solstice
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    111 year ago

    Hey, my first repost on lemmy! This is shamelessly lifted from r/pizza crimes a few weeks ago. And the top comment there was about gerrymandering too! This is a big moment for me, I think I’m officially a lemmian.

    • Margot Robbie
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      81 year ago

      Current preferred term is “Lemming”.

      • @solstice
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        71 year ago

        Dang so obvious how did I miss that?

        Lemming is kind of derogatory though no? Like someone who will follow the group think and do whatever the hive says - oh ok nm yeah that works ;)

      • Omega
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        21 year ago

        I prefer “Lemurs” actually.

  • Monkeytennis
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    101 year ago

    This reminds me of staying overnight at a friend’s house when I was a kid, and discovering a slightly sinister family habit, like cutting pizza with scissors or everyone drinking hot tea with dinner

    • @Grassgrowz
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      41 year ago

      lmao my family and i do both of those things

    • Ash
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      41 year ago

      I cut my pizza with kitchen scissors. My knives aren’t sharp enough and I don’t have to transfer it to a cutting board. And drinking warm water with a meal aids in digestion :D but I don’t do that lol

      • Monkeytennis
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        31 year ago

        It’s that small moment when you realise other people do things differently.

        I remember being a bit horrified with the amount of handling that goes on with pizza+scissors. Guess I was considered one of the family…

        • Ash
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          21 year ago

          LOL they initiated you!

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      I’ve been to pizzarias in Italy that cut with scissors…

      And what’s wrong with hot tea with dinner?

      • Monkeytennis
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        11 year ago

        Nothing wrong with either, though I can’t speak for Italian pizza cutting techniques.

        It’s still pretty unusual to offer a 10yo a brew with his roast dinner. I’m sure my friends found it strange that we drank coffee before bed, but there you go.

  • @lemmy_party
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    91 year ago

    Simultaneously OCD trigger and OCD in action

  • @Defaced
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    51 year ago

    Oh great the reposts begin…

    • @[email protected]OP
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      121 year ago

      Hey, someone needs to deliver content… it’s not like I have anything original to offer 🙃

      • @JesusTheCarpenter
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        61 year ago

        I agree, 70% of Reddit memes, pics, etc are stolen anyways. I don’t see a reason we couldn’t steal some of it to boost our content.

        • @Simplificity
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          Actually better to do it, before the good contents are lost in Redd** forever

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    32 pepperoni pieces, divided into 8 slices. Is it just me or is it even more infuriating that those slices are not evenly sized?

    • 💡dim
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      21 year ago

      I cannot fathom why they did not do what normal people do and rearrange the pepperoni prior to putting it in the oven.