• IninewCrow
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    389 days ago

    … and I don’t like shellfish … so don’t eat that stuff

    • @Mrkawfee
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      89 days ago

      I got a killer headache from that mead one time so no alcohol for you!

  • don
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    239 days ago

    I’m an infinite, all powerful god that knows everything that can be known. I made an order of angel whose jobs are to 1) spin around my face, forever telling me how awesome I am; and 2) be guards to the gates of my throne room, to keep the wayward demon or lost soul from sneaking in.

    Are you really gonna tell me that chopping that teeeeeenny little bit of skin off the tip of your shlong is unreasonable?

  • @Deestan
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    89 days ago

    “Ok now invade Iraq”

  • @hakunawazo
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    79 days ago

    Nice detail, that in the 4th panel Jesus makes the “god illusion” using the wizard of Oz machine.

  • @BillDaCatt
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    69 days ago

    … and wear this silly hat!

  • @kinsnik
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    29 days ago

    i don’t know if the man behind the curtain is supposed to be jesus or not, but it seems likely… which i find it strange, since jesus also opposed the arbitray rules used by religious leaders to control the population, and was just basically saying to treat each other well

    • @Zorque
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      29 days ago

      Yeah, Jesus is when god sobered up and realized he fucked up the last few thousand years.