That means that federal employees can no longer legally view the DOGE website.

Oh look, the illegal immigrant brought in by a felon traitor is destroying the government!

My surprise is immeasurable. I would have never–for one single instant in time–thought that the man whose thumbs are looser than an orange asshole after a foreign meeting with Big Daddy Vladdy, would have leaked confidential and classified information anywhere other than directly on Twitter.

Am I being sarcastic? I don’t even know at this point! This shit is beyond what satire can express.

LOCK THEM UP!

This guy needs to be locked up yesterday.