• @[email protected]
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    1320 hours ago

    No cat should be relegated to just a timepiece! Yes, they are excellent at timekeeping, but so are lizards and violets! Much more convenient.

    • @[email protected]
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      419 hours ago

      I don’t like to haul around all that gear, so I usually just shed a tear born of empathy on the exposed root of an oak tree to get the time. They aren’t as accurate, but there’s always one nearby!

      • @[email protected]
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        316 hours ago

        I mean… I clearly understand that choice, but just be careful its a tear you can spare. I’ve run out before, and boy it made the next level total shite. If you aren’t concerned with accuracy, maybe consider consulting the local birds? Especially your corvids. They are everywhere and always have a decent estimate.

    • @A_Very_Big_FanOPM
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      318 hours ago

      It’s my tax for letting him hitch a ride in my coat

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        216 hours ago

        Well, that’s reasonable, as along as you both consented to this agreement. We are excellent cat conveyors.