I mean it’s kinda like the same if you went into a jungle and live in there right now.
What if nukes? No no it’s far safer in jumanji with the hunter
There’s no geological activity in Jumanji, earthquakes are result of people shaking the board/box
It’s only safe if the box is hidden from some dumb kids.
Day 7300:
“Foiled yet another one of Van Pelt’s attempts to kill me yesterday. As much as he sucks at hunting, he’s incredibly dedicated. It’s kind of sad, really. Like watching Wile E. Coyote try to catch the road runner over and over. Each attempt a little more pathetic than the last. Sometimes I think I should just let him do it. End it all. He gets a win. I get to escape this God awful nightmare; theoretically. But on the other hand, maybe he needs this. Maybe the chase is what keeps him going. Maybe deep inside that cold, sociopathic murderer there’s a dude just looking for a purpose. I mean, it’s not like he’s ever going to get out of here.”
It’s all fun and games until other variants show up.
Getting sucked for 30 years would def be a drag.
Problem is: You’ll be fucked once you get out, and are in the full blown Nazi Regime controlled by Putin and Kim, with Trump etc. as puppets.
Unless we start investing in Futurama’s head-in-jar technology, I don’t think we’d have to see some of those people alive in 30 years.
I might be optimistic here, but I highly doubt any of those clowns are alive in 30 years.
Their ideology and heirs will be tho, unfortunately
If Robin is there, I’m in. No questions asked.
I mean, if Sarah came with me, sure. But 30 years of utter loneliness, whilst the only other human/father-like figure actively hunts me, is not what I’d call an upgrade
Any holes a goal bro.
NGL, getting crushed by a giant spherical boulder sounds pretty merciful to me these days.
Are there water toilets in Jumanji? Or vegan meat substitutes? Internet, supermarkets, refrigerators, floor heating etc?
It could be a whole world or universe in there and we are making assumptions because he happened to be in a jungle with no transportation.
I upvoted one and downvoted the other four balance
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blame lemmy
